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Everybody Wants to F*ck Me

Jonathan Schey

ComedyThriller

★ Shortlisted by Frances, Jdubs, MarcLevyTO, Mitch Allen, Sharon

Programme
Special Presentations
Year
2026
Runtime
97 min
Country
United Kingdom, France
Language
English
Premiere
World Premiere

An original razor-sharp dark comedy thriller set in the world of modern dating in London.

From the TIFF programme

Taron Egerton gives a gleefully committed performance as a man determined to be viewed by potential paramours as the ideal catch in director Jonathan Schey’s darkly comic appraisal of modern dating and how some men signal virtues they don’t possess.

Saturday, September 19: This screening will be presented with open captions.

Taron Egerton gives a gleefully committed performance as Adam in Jonathan Schey’s darkly comedic debut, riffing on the dating scene and the self-proclaimed “nice guys” who litter it. Adam has mastered all the trappings of enlightened masculinity: listening more than speaking in meetings with women coworkers, reading feminist literature, practicing yoga, and offering a soupçon of self-deprecation when chatting up women at bars or on dating apps. Adam’s longtime friend who once provided cover for his behaviour is growing up and growing weary of being an accomplice.

Adam has had a lifetime of f*ck around, but his find out is just around the corner when he meets Jessica Henwick’s Sofia. Intriguing and sharp, she proves to be a challenge calling out his behaviour.  The encounter shakes Adam and, stranger still, everybody (but mostly women) start responding to his carefully studied charms, first with mild interest, then flat-out stalking, then vigorous pursuit — even when he’s appropriately dressed.

Audacious, with genuinely intense moments, Schey takes aim at the absurd realities of modern relationships, the self-mythologizing of online profiles, and the way in which many men have learned to signal virtues they may not possess. At the end of the day can the f*ckboy change his swipes? Everybody Wants To F*ck Me does not offer any easy redemptions but there’s a lot of fun to be had in watching the tables turn.

ROBYN CITIZEN

Content advisory: sexual content, violence, coarse language

Director

Top Cast

Credits

Screenplay
Jonathan Schey
Producers
Olivier Kaempfer, Cecilia Frugiuele, Tom Ackerley, Douglas Cox, Yemi Adegbulu
Cinematography
Kate Reid
Editor
Joe Randall-Cutler
Original Score
Iain Cooke
International Sales
STUDIOCANAL

Production

StudioCanal UKLuckyChap EntertainmentFilm4 ProductionsParkville Pictures

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